“Apparently, when you treat people like they treat you they get upset! Who knew?”Ģ9. “I hate when I forget to press send and I’m sitting there like an idiot waiting for a reply.”Ģ8.
“If camera lenses are round, why are the pictures square”Ģ7. “I finally realized it that people are prisoners of their phones that’s why it’s called cell phones.”Ģ6.
“If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge?”Ģ5. “10 things I know about you: 1) You are reading this 2) You are human 3) You can’t say the letter “P” without separating your lips 4) You just tried to do it 6) You are laughing at yourself 7) You have a smile on your face and you skipped number 5 8) You just checked to see if there is a number 5 9) You laugh at this because you are an idiot (but everyone else does it too, if that makes you feel any better) 10) You are going to repin this to see who else falls for it”Ģ4. Please be patient I will get to you shortly.”Ģ3. “I would like to apologize to anyone I have not yet offended. “No matter how good or bad your life is, wake up each morning and be thankful that you still have one.”Ģ2. “My teacher pointed me with his ruler and said: “At the end of this ruler there’s an idiot!” I got detention after asking which end.”Ģ1. “Eat whatever you want, and if someone tries to lecture you about your weight, eat them too.”Ģ0. Best friends just appear in your room randomly.”ġ9. “Friends: Can I come over? Real friends: I’m coming over. “I wish I lived in a world where mosquitoes would suck fat instead of blood.”ġ8. “To all those people that make me laugh and smile: I couldn’t live without you.”ġ7. “I’m an odd combination of “Really sweet” and “Don’t mess with me””ġ6. “January: Born the funniest February: Born the craziest March: Born the cutest April: Born the sweetest May: Born the kindest June: Born the most serious July: Born the most beautiful August: Born the sexiest September: Born the most romantic October: Born the perfectionists November: Born the nicest December: Born the perfect lovers which month are you?”ġ5. “Best school memory counting students in each row to see which paragraph I’ll have to read”ġ4. Girl says: “No, I saw a mini bike with two flat tires””ġ3. Girl says: “Sir your garage door is open…. 3 – Ask how long it will take for the bird to grow. “When I first started my job: What needs to be done? What else I can do to help? Me now: fire me, I fucking dare you”ġ1. “Why do we feel safe under blankets? It’s not like a murderer will come in thinking, “I’m gonna kill-ahh damn! She’s under a blanket…”” 10. Best Funny Minions Quotes of the Week #picĩ.
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